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The Uncle Toad's Riotous Ride attraction at midday
Uncle Toad's Riotous Ride
May 13, 1960
Avg. queue length:
20 minutes (or 3 minutes on foot)
Uncle Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst pedestrian in the grid. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, fracturing Toad Hall, speeding through the neighborhood, setting a bad example for young guests, and even braving the flames of a place!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to just give up and shave.
Guest Policies and Notices
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
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