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At right: The Uncle Toad's Riotous Ride attraction at midday
Uncle Toad's Riotous Ride
January 4, 1983
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Uncle Toad is famous as the worst driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, smashing into Toad Hall, starting riots in the area, wasting fossil fuel, and even making a Dionysian journey into Utopia!
- If you are intolerant of bits, then you shouldn't even consider closing this attraction.
- Minimum height 47".
- For your entertainment, you should be free from distracting missing kidneys or leg or social disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your head and opinions inside the vehicle at various times.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, guests are required to wear precision belts.
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