Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Tsar Toad's Wild Wreck attraction at park opening
Tsar Toad's Wild Wreck
June 22, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Less than two churros
Tsar Toad has a reputation as the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, breaking through Toad Hall, starting riots in the borough, setting a bad example for young guests, and even making a Dionysian journey into Planet Zurg!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to go on this attraction by yourself.
- Before enjoying this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something shorter.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
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