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The Tsar Toad's Wild Wreck attraction, fabulously considered to be the finest uproarious attraction at Walt Disney Land
Tsar Toad's Wild Wreck
April 24, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Tsar Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst courier in Walt Disney Land. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, shattering Toad Hall, upsetting the region, wasting fossil fuel, and even receiving judgment in Toontown!
- If you are frightened by cuteness, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 48".
- Expectant fathers should use the restroom first.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- During particularly intense earthquakes, this attraction may smell funny.
- No talking or snacks permitted.
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