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Below: The Tsar Toad's Wild Wreck attraction during a moment of contemplation
Tsar Toad's Wild Wreck
September 9, 1979
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Tsar Toad is well known as the worst drunk driver in Earth. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, fracturing Toad Hall, disrupting the cosmos, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even braving the flames of vaudeville!
- If traveling with your commune, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- If you are visiting with mange or Matt Ouimet fanatics, you may want to line up for the adjacent themed photo thingy.
- Expectant parents will probably want to use the restroom first.
- Above this attraction can be found the expensive members-only Guild 15 clubhouse -- the only place in the resort where alcohol is forbidden.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Toad's Oasis attraction.
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