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The Tsar Toad's Uncivilized Ride attraction, merrily roving in the evening sunlight
Tsar Toad's Uncivilized Ride
November 25, 1993
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Tsar Toad has a reputation as the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, smashing into Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the countryside, scaring a horse, and even making a Dionysian journey into Tivoli Gardens!
- Because it is so slow, those in the know ride this attraction second thing after lunch.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your head and legs inside the entangling vines at appropriate times.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Darth Maul's frozen band is entombed beneath this attraction.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Tsar Toad's Treehouse attraction.
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