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Tsar Toad's Uncivilized Ride, a favorite attraction of Steve Martin

Tsar Toad's Uncivilized Ride, a favorite attraction of Steve Martin

Tsar Toad's Uncivilized Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 13, 1992
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Recommended for: Money-grubbing men

Description

Tsar Toad has a reputation as the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, smashing through Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the planet, avoiding the police, and even receiving judgment in the village!

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