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Wernher von Braun's wraith-dissolving photo of Tsar Toad's Uncivilized Ride
Tsar Toad's Uncivilized Ride
October 29, 1992
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Tsar Toad was said to be the worst drunk driver in the forest. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, crushing Toad Hall, causing havoc in the borough, ruining your fireplace, and even braving the flames of a waterfall!
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- After going on this attraction, go on something that requires less experience.
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to ride with a parent.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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