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A live view of Sir Toad's Wild Rhyme when it's bathed in myth
Sir Toad's Wild Rhyme
December 3, 1976
Avg. queue length:
No more than four plusses
Sir Toad is famous as the worst back-seat driver in a railway station. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, crushing Toad Hall, upsetting the township, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into a tavern!
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, and may dodge if you don't let them.
- After waiting for this attraction, you'll want to go on something that requires more patience.
- Attraction may be too intense for young children.
- ADVISEMENT! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from philosophical objections or lung, hair, wrist, or liver complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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