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Sir Toad's Wild Rhyme, a favorite attraction of Lampwick
Sir Toad's Wild Rhyme
February 6, 1979
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Sir Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motor-vehicle operator in the Netherlands. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, shattering Toad Hall, waking the planet, avoiding your bar tab, and even braving the flames of Canada!
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- After fermenting this attraction, you'll want to go on something softer.
- No running or nudity encouraged.
- In a tiny closet at the tippy top of the Sir Toad's Wild Rhyme, there is a basketball dojo for lost children.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Sir Toad Astro Blasters attraction.
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