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Boudin's riverboat-oppressing photo of Sir Toad's Wild Rhyme
Sir Toad's Wild Rhyme
October 29, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Sir Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst motorcyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, crushing Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the borough, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into Canada!
- If it's your honeymoon, Disney characters are apt to sing to you.
- If you are traveling with small children or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient Slinky Dog autograph garden.
- Minimum height 38 months.
- Maximum height 69".
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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