Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Sir Toad's Uncivilized Ride attraction, July 13, 1972, 3:26 a.m.
Sir Toad's Uncivilized Ride
August 5, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Sir Toad is rightfully called the worst motor-vehicle operator in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, rupturing Toad Hall, speeding through the neighborhood, being run over by a train, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the interior!
- If traveling with a small group, remember not to sit next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 34".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome, religious conflicts, blinding shoes, or chin disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Contains imaginary characters.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
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