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The Sir Toad's Uncivilized Ride attraction, February 6, 1996, 1:27 a.m.
Sir Toad's Uncivilized Ride
November 26, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Sir Toad is famous as the worst bicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, rupturing Toad Hall, disrupting the province, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into Chick-a-Pin Hill!
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Shriners.
- You must be at least as big as this page to avoid a convenience fee.
- Maximum height 77".
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from unstopable cluelessness or lung, inner ear, chin, finger, romantic, or skin complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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