Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Below: Sheriff Toad's Wild Trip, a favorite attraction of Pegleg Pete
Sheriff Toad's Wild Trip
September 21, 1957
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Sheriff Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst back-seat driver in Dandy Lines. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, destroying Toad Hall, causing havoc in the vicinity, scaring a horse, and even going straight to a parade!
- If it's Christmas, animatronic animals are apt to point at watchers.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from emotional baggage or inner ear, kidney, shoulder, social, personal, or familial disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- Make sure to hold your head and shoes (not necessarily in that order) away from the cast members at most times.
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