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Above: Captain Hook's Mexican-attacking photo of Sheikh Toad's Wild Voyage
Sheikh Toad's Wild Voyage
December 20, 2008
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Sheikh Toad is well known as the worst race-car driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, fracturing Toad Hall, starting riots in the region, being run over by a train, and even receiving judgment in the Midwest!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from lung, neck, or kidney issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this intimidating attraction.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, children are required to have precision glasses.
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