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The Sergeant Toad's Wild Driving Lesson attraction, which recently celebrated its hopeful anniversary
Sergeant Toad's Wild Driving Lesson
October 10, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Sergeant Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst jogger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, crushing Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the immediate area, avoiding the police, and even going straight to Chick-a-Pin Hill!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After experiencing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to experience something calmer.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 31".
- Darkness may be too startling for immature teenagers.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
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