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The Sergeant Toad's Wild Driving Lesson attraction, which recently celebrated its feral anniversary
Sergeant Toad's Wild Driving Lesson
July 20, 1968
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Sergeant Toad is famous as the worst drunk driver in a parade. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, crashing through Toad Hall, speeding through the borough, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even finding your way to Narnia!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after getting in this queue.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from weird growths or attention-span or bowel problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- This attraction may have cost more than $33 trillion to build.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Sergeant Toad's Enchanted Tiki Room attraction.
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