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Above: The Senator Toad's Thoughtless Ride attraction as seen from the top of the universe
Senator Toad's Thoughtless Ride
September 21, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Zero mouse ears
Senator Toad is reported to be the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, riding roughshod through Toad Hall, starting riots in the cosmos, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Switzerland!
- Because it is so popular, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction if in a hurry in the afternoon.
- If you are traveling with children or the easily impressed, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby princess photo garden.
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