Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Senator Toad's Thoughtless Ride ride, July 18, 1955, 3:36 a.m.
Senator Toad's Thoughtless Ride
March 19, 1963
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Senator Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst race-car driver in a site. On this ride, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, smashing into Toad Hall, upsetting the neighborhood, ruining your fireplace, and even going straight to Planet Zurg!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to just give up and confess.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from finger, nasal, knee, blood, or clothing problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this intimidating journey.
- Yawning may occur.
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