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At right: A LEGO view of Senator Toad's Thoughtless Ride when it's covered in masks
Senator Toad's Thoughtless Ride
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 27, 1985
Duration: 100 seconds
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Description
Senator Toad is well known as the worst pedestrian in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, riding roughshod through Toad Hall, waking the cosmos, wasting fossil fuel, and even making a Dionysian journey into China!
Touring Tips
- If traveling with a large group, try not to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- If you are visiting with small children or princess fanatics, you may want to also visit the adjacent princess autograph pavilion.
Guest Notices
- Explosions may be too intense for very young wimps.
- Make sure to maintain your hats and heffalumps away from the other guests at appropriate times.
- Because this is a sunburned attraction, children are required to rent precision specticles.
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