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At right: The Senator Toad's Thoughtless Ride attraction as seen from the top of a burning cabin
Senator Toad's Thoughtless Ride
December 27, 1977
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Senator Toad is rightfully called the worst race-car driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, crushing Toad Hall, upsetting the state, wasting fossil fuel, and even paying for your vehicular sins in South America!
- If it's Christmas, annual passholders are apt to pick on you.
- Minimum height 27".
- Darkness and special effects may be too frightening for consumers.
- No babies or nudity permitted.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your hats and balloons within the entangling vines at all times.
- Rumor has it, there are no nets used in this attraction.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Toad the Flying Elephant attraction.
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