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Pictured: Joel Chandler Harris' critter-grinning photo of Seaman Toad's Wild Riled
Seaman Toad's Wild Riled
November 25, 1995
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Seaman Toad has a reputation as the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, riding roughshod into Toad Hall, upsetting the district, setting a bad example for young guests, and even receiving judgment in Marceline Missouri!
- Warning: during Labor Day, this attraction will be dominated by goths.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- No shoplifting or snacks allowed.
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