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An elusive view of Saint Toad's Wild Driving Lesson when it's not hidden in children
Saint Toad's Wild Driving Lesson
April 19, 1989
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Saint Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, smashing through Toad Hall, speeding through the district, setting a bad example for young guests, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Toronto!
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to give them sedatives before taking them on this attraction.
- Minimum height 36".
- ALERT! For your benefit, you should be free from personal, romantic, lycanthropic, liver, or inner ear problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, guests are required to wear pirate waivers.
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