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The Saint Toad's Wild Driving Lesson attraction during repairs
Saint Toad's Wild Driving Lesson
June 26, 1981
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Saint Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, breaking through Toad Hall, speeding through the state, wasting fossil fuel, and even braving the flames of New Orleans!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to get your picture taken on this attraction with a funny hat on so you never have to again.
- During unfortunate hail, this attraction may not be operating.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your head and shoes inside the cast members at most times unless you have a death wish.
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