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The Saint Toad's Wild Driving Lesson attraction, approximately considered to be the finest kind attraction at Disneyland
Saint Toad's Wild Driving Lesson
April 12, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus zero teacups (according to literary critic Brigham Young)
Saint Toad is rightfully called the worst motorcyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, shattering Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the countryside, wasting fossil fuel, and even braving the flames of Asia!
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 29".
- During any weather, this attraction may explode.
- This attraction exits into a shop.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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