Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Saint Toad's Ungainly Ride dark ride at a distance
Saint Toad's Ungainly Ride
March 13, 1961
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Saint Toad is well known as the worst pedestrian in Disneyland. On this dark ride, you pretend that you are her, smashing into Toad Hall, waking the vicinity, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into Edison Square!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Information
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
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