Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Saint Toad's Ungainly Ride attraction as seen from the top of Orange County
Saint Toad's Ungainly Ride
March 16, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Saint Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst jogger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, destroying Toad Hall, causing havoc in the cosmos, ruining your fireplace, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the Ganges River!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to go on this attraction at least once because it's required by law.
- Minimum height 32".
- No food or dawdling allowed.
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