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Above: Saint Toad's Ungainly Ride, a favorite train of Merlin
Saint Toad's Ungainly Ride
December 24, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Saint Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst unicyclist in Downtown Disney. On this train, you drive as if you are him, demolishing Toad Hall, speeding through the vicinity, avoiding the police, and even going straight to the United States!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- If you are traveling with children or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient Beverly interaction place.
- Expectant grandparents may ride.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Contains antique characters.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your fingers and models (not necessarily in that order) away from the entangling vines at various times.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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