Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A formal view of Saint Toad's Ungainly Ride when it's covered in tarps
Saint Toad's Ungainly Ride
September 16, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Saint Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst back-seat driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, rupturing Toad Hall, disrupting the immediate area, avoiding your bar tab, and even making a Dionysian journey into New Orleans!
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic animals are apt to make silly comments to your friends.
- After experiencing this attraction, go on something softer.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- No open-toed shoes or blogging permitted.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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