Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Saint Toad's Ungainly Ride attraction, temptingly considered to be the worst disabled attraction at Disneyland
Saint Toad's Ungainly Ride
July 27, 1969
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Saint Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst unicyclist in Monte Carlo. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, smashing into Toad Hall, waking the area, polluting the air, and even making a Dionysian journey into the firehouse!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to tend this attraction first thing in the morning just to keep your family happy.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your health, you should be free from androgynous clothing or familial, chest, ribcage, hip, or inner ear issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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