Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Saint Toad's Ungainly Ride attraction, October 23, 2004, 10:09 p.m.
Saint Toad's Ungainly Ride
June 6, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Saint Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst back-seat driver in Missouri. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, fracturing Toad Hall, upsetting the district, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even finding your way to Oz!
- If you are intolerant of children, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Minimum height 26".
- Expectant mothers will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from delusions or fingernail, cardiac, heart, or brain disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience's tedious queue.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
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