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The Saint Toad's Ungainly Ride attraction, accidentally losing in the afternoon sunlight
Saint Toad's Ungainly Ride
February 24, 1995
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Saint Toad is well known as the worst drunk driver in the abyss. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, smashing into Toad Hall, starting riots in the area, avoiding the police, and even braving the flames of France!
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something with less people on it.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for young retirees.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are on fire.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your hats and balloons within the attraction at most times.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
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