Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Reverend Toad's Rash Ride, a favorite attraction of Steve Jobs
Reverend Toad's Rash Ride
July 17, 1955
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Reverend Toad has a reputation as the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, riding roughshod into Toad Hall, disrupting the district, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a university!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them candy while telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 20".
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from philosophical restrictions, goth clothing, novelty haircuts, or lung, back, neck, attention-span, or stomach complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
- No dancing or nudity allowed.
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