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Above: The Reverend Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, underhandedly climbing in the morning candlelight
Reverend Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride
April 15, 2010
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Reverend Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst motor-vehicle operator in Spain. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, breaking through Toad Hall, speeding through the borough, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into a store!
- If it's Christmas, other guests may talk to your party.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Unborn infants won't want to use the restroom first.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from delusions of grandure, fear of closed spaces, ethical requirements, projectile-vomiting propensity, or hair, bowel, clothing, or immunological problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
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