Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Rabbi Toad's Wild Trip attraction, February 13, 1967, 12:53 a.m.
Rabbi Toad's Wild Trip
July 19, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Rabbi Toad is reported to be the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, demolishing Toad Hall, disrupting the countryside, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even braving the flames of San Francisco!
- If you are put off by movie tie-ins, then you have no business riding this attraction.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 32".
- Maximum IQ 92.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from philosophical requirements or neck, personal, kidney, ribcage, or social disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- The reference to doors is a sly pun.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Finding Toad Submarine Voyage attraction.
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