Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Rabbi Toad's Uncultivated Ride attraction, August 3, 2000, 6:53 a.m.
Rabbi Toad's Uncultivated Ride
April 10, 1962
Avg. queue length:
61 minutes (or 22 minutes in metric)
Rabbi Toad is famous as the worst unicyclist in Toronto. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, smashing into Toad Hall, speeding through the countryside, wasting fossil fuel, and even finding your way to an inn!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Minimum height 38" (or 19" and tipping generously).
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