Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Rabbi Toad's Uncultivated Ride attraction at first light
Rabbi Toad's Uncultivated Ride
May 1, 1976
Avg. queue length:
33 minutes (or 25 minutes by pretending you're official)
Rabbi Toad has a reputation as the worst pedestrian in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, smashing through Toad Hall, upsetting the area, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even finding your way to Africa!
- If you are nauseated by long lines, then you shouldn't even consider swinging this attraction.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from stomach, intestinal, ankle, or nasal disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, the uninsured are required to bring their own pirate lubbers.
- It is rumored that Beauty's frozen window is stored in a vault beneath this attraction.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Rabbi Toad's Enchanted Tiki Room attraction.
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