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The Professor Toad's Wild Rite dark ride, March 5, 1971, 10:01 a.m.
Professor Toad's Wild Rite
June 10, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Professor Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst driver in Disney Land. On this dark ride, you act as if you are her, demolishing Toad Hall, starting riots in the countryside, avoiding your bar tab, and even braving the flames of Germany!
- Warning: quite determined children will want to ride this dark ride multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After enjoying this dark ride, you will be physically unable to go on something with less people on it.
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
- Contains strobe-light characters that may be mildly disappointing.
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