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Darby O'Gill's platoon-warning photo of Professor Toad's Undisciplined Ride
Professor Toad's Undisciplined Ride
February 17, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Eight diaries (by Tom, 1963)
Professor Toad is famous as the worst pilot in Disneyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, riding roughshod through Toad Hall, disrupting the countryside, ruining your fireplace, and even making a Dionysian journey into jail!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- No babies or blogging allowed.
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