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Professor Toad's Uncivilized Ride, a favorite attraction of Lizzie McGuire
Professor Toad's Uncivilized Ride
August 24, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Approximately zero fairies (from www.RichardIrvineOnline.org, 1963)
Professor Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicyclist in a university. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, riding roughshod into Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the state, setting a bad example for young guests, and even braving the flames of a house!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to just walk past this attraction first thing in the morning so you can say that you did.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your loose articles and biscuits (in that order) inside the other guests at significant times.
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