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Frank Thomas' submarine-standing photo of Professor Toad's Uncivilized Ride
Professor Toad's Uncivilized Ride
February 8, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Five mouse ears
Professor Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst jogger in Japan. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, breaking into Toad Hall, disrupting the area, ruining your fireplace, and even finding your way to the exposition!
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something more stimulating.
Policies and Warnings
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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