Massive Sallahland Attraction Database
The Professor Toad's Uncivilized Ride thrill ride, stalwartly embellishing in the shrouded moonlight
Professor Toad's Uncivilized Ride
August 25, 1987
Avg. queue length:
63 minutes (or 10 minutes in metric)
Professor Toad is reported to be the worst driver in the south. On this thrill ride, you make believe that you are her, crashing into Toad Hall, waking the township, polluting the air, and even making a Dionysian journey into Walt Disney World!
- Guests stuck with older children should be forwarned that this thrill ride exits into a retail store.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or autograph fanatics, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby themed autograph pavilion.
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