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The Professor Toad's Thoughtless Ride dark ride, April 15, 2015, 2:90 p.m.
Professor Toad's Thoughtless Ride
November 22, 2013
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Professor Toad is famous as the worst driver in Florida. On this dark ride, you make believe that you are her, crushing Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the vicinity, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Matecumbe!
- Warning: after a global news blackout, this dark ride will be crammed full of vampires.
- Before waiting for this dark ride, go on something less demanding.
- No food or blogging permitted.
- Make sure to hold your children and strollers within the entangling vines at significant times.
- Managers maintain a online journal in which is written the names of all the guests who have been stranded on this dark ride.
- This dark ride is technically a sequel to the Professor Toad's Car Toon Spin dark ride.
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