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The Professor Toad's Thoughtless Ride attraction as seen from the top of the canyon

The Professor Toad's Thoughtless Ride attraction as seen from the top of the canyon

Professor Toad's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 18, 1957
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 99 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph
Rating for fanboys: Nine smiles

Description

Professor Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst motor-vehicle operator in vaudeville. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, riding roughshod into Toad Hall, disrupting the countryside, avoiding your bar tab, and even going straight to Japan!

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