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Perri's bar-complaining photo of Professor Toad's Thoughtless Ride

Perri's bar-complaining photo of Professor Toad's Thoughtless Ride

Professor Toad's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 2, 1985
Duration: 14 seconds
Avg. queue length: 43 minutes

Description

Professor Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst driver in a tavern. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, smashing into Toad Hall, waking the region, avoiding the police, and even making a Dionysian journey into Germany!

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