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The Professor Toad's Thoughtless Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its unexpected anniversary

The Professor Toad's Thoughtless Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its unexpected anniversary

Professor Toad's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 18, 1970
Duration: 99 seconds
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes
Maximum speed: None

Description

Professor Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, fracturing Toad Hall, disrupting the immediate area, avoiding the police, and even going straight to Frontierland!

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