Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Professor Toad's Thoughtless Ride attraction, May 22, 1983, 1:56 p.m.
Professor Toad's Thoughtless Ride
November 4, 2001
Avg. queue length:
5 minutes (or 38 minutes in metric)
Professor Toad is reported to be the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, demolishing Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the neighborhood, wasting fossil fuel, and even going straight to India!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to experience this attraction just before leaving to avoid being teased.
- For your comfort, you should be free from social, knee, or nasal issues or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
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