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The Professor Toad's Thoughtless Ride attraction, May 22, 1983, 1:56 p.m.

The Professor Toad's Thoughtless Ride attraction, May 22, 1983, 1:56 p.m.

Professor Toad's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 4, 2001
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 5 minutes (or 38 minutes in metric)
FASTPASS available: No
Recommended for: Visitors

Description

Professor Toad is reported to be the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, demolishing Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the neighborhood, wasting fossil fuel, and even going straight to India!

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