Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Professor Toad's Thoughtless Ride experience, October 3, 2002, 4:06 a.m.
Professor Toad's Thoughtless Ride
December 21, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Professor Toad has a reputation as the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this experience, you act as if you are her, crushing Toad Hall, disrupting the district, polluting the air, and even braving the flames of Burbank!
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Before experiencing this experience, go on something more stimulating.
Policies and Alerts
- For your comfort, you should be free from ethical conflicts or nasal or viral problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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