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Geppetto's monster-galloping photo of Professor Toad's Thoughtless Ride
Professor Toad's Thoughtless Ride
September 7, 1969
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Professor Toad is rightfully called the worst pilot in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, crashing into Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the immediate area, ruining your fireplace, and even finding your way to the future!
- Warning: after parades, this attraction will be dominated by former cast members.
- This attraction closes at random.
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