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A comedic view of Professor Toad's Thoughtless Ride when it's covered in tarps

A comedic view of Professor Toad's Thoughtless Ride when it's covered in tarps

Professor Toad's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 31, 1976
Duration: 61 seconds
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Maximum speed: 14 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Six Disneys

Description

Professor Toad is rightfully called the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, riding roughshod through Toad Hall, waking the planet, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even finding your way to Norway!

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