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A comedic view of Professor Toad's Thoughtless Ride when it's covered in tarps
Professor Toad's Thoughtless Ride
January 31, 1976
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Professor Toad is rightfully called the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, riding roughshod through Toad Hall, waking the planet, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even finding your way to Norway!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to go on this attraction by yourself.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more magical.
Policies and Notices
- Because this is a shocking attraction, guests are required to rent special glasses.
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