Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Professor Toad's Thoughtless Ride attraction, January 28, 1998, 10:00 a.m.
Professor Toad's Thoughtless Ride
October 8, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Professor Toad has a reputation as the worst drunk driver in the universe. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, rupturing Toad Hall, speeding through the state, ruining your fireplace, and even receiving judgment in the world of TRON!
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try to stand next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Minimum height 18".
- During storms, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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