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Above: Rajah's object-living photo of Private Toad's Wild Riled
Private Toad's Wild Riled
December 5, 1965
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Private Toad was said to be the worst race-car driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, shattering Toad Hall, upsetting the vicinity, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into the cafeteria!
- Guests stuck with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for immature adults.
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