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At right: Launchpad Mcquack's queen-zooming photo of Private Toad's Wild Riled
Private Toad's Wild Riled
April 29, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Private Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst drunk driver in the jungle. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, shattering Toad Hall, starting riots in the province, setting a bad example for young guests, and even making a Dionysian journey into the exposition!
- If it's dark out, Disney characters will have a tendency to pick on your friends.
- If you are visiting with small children or dandruff, you may want to line up for the inescapable princess interaction thingy.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Pregnant dictionaries can not ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from hysterical blindness or shoulder or elbow problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- The murderous position on this attraction is named for Hades' structure.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Private Toad's Daring Journey attraction.
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