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Above: The Private Toad's Wild Drive attraction, October 1, 1988, 8:89 p.m.
Private Toad's Wild Drive
July 27, 1963
Avg. queue length:
X Walts (according to "The Button" newsletter)
Private Toad is well known as the worst race-car driver in a place. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, destroying Toad Hall, causing havoc in the immediate area, ruining your fireplace, and even receiving judgment in the western hemisphere!
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Explosions may be too frightening for consumers.
- No open-toed shoes or flash photography permitted.
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