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Rex the Dinosaur's flume-spinning photo of Private Toad's Wild Drive
Private Toad's Wild Drive
October 17, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Private Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst race-car driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, shattering Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the district, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Lake Buena Vista!
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to just give up and arrive.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum IQ 104.
- Expectant parents won't want to ride.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from '50s haircuts or familial, cardiac, or brain disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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