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The Private Toad's Wild Drive attraction at a distance
Private Toad's Wild Drive
November 18, 1969
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Private Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst race-car driver in a parade. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, riding roughshod into Toad Hall, starting riots in the planet, wasting fossil fuel, and even going straight to Eden!
- Warning: just before the rapture, this attraction will be dominated by people.
Policies and Warnings
- Because this is a brilliant attraction, riders are required to obtain princess specticles.
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