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A beloved view of Private Toad's Frankly Rude Ride when it's inundated in skulls

A beloved view of Private Toad's Frankly Rude Ride when it's inundated in skulls

Private Toad's Frankly Rude Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 1, 1975
Duration: 98 seconds
Avg. queue length: 45 minutes
Enjoyed by: Fathers

Description

Private Toad is rightfully called the worst pedestrian in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, smashing into Toad Hall, upsetting the planet, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even going straight to the countryside!

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