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The Private Toad's Frankly Rude Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Private Toad's Frankly Rude Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation

Private Toad's Frankly Rude Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 11, 1989
Duration: 53 seconds
Avg. queue length: 52 minutes
Rating: Six and a third plusses

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Private Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, smashing through Toad Hall, waking the neighborhood, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into Monte Carlo!

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