Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Private Toad's Frankly Rude Ride, a favorite attraction of Lampwick
Private Toad's Frankly Rude Ride
December 26, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Precisely nine Mickeys (according to literary critic George of the Jungle)
Private Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, demolishing Toad Hall, starting riots in the region, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even making a Dionysian journey into a tavern!
- Warning: very pirate-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Information
- Unborn infants may send their children on alone.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your understanding.