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The Private Toad's Frankly Rude Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation
Private Toad's Frankly Rude Ride
April 11, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Six and a third plusses
Private Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, smashing through Toad Hall, waking the neighborhood, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into Monte Carlo!
- If it's Christmas, other guests will have a tendency to sing to your friends.
- You must be at least as large as allowable to not be scarred for life.
- Make sure to keep your children and balloons within the cast members at appropriate times.
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