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The Private Toad's Frankly Rude Ride ride, calmly considered to be the best remote ride at Disneyland
Private Toad's Frankly Rude Ride
January 13, 2015
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Private Toad is famous as the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this ride, you imagine that you are him, breaking into Toad Hall, causing havoc in the province, wasting fossil fuel, and even making a Dionysian journey into a star!
- Warning: in many cases, particularly immature children will want to ride this ride multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After enjoying this ride, custom demands that you look for something shorter.
- Minimum height 25".
- For your comfort, you should be free from goth clothing or ankle, heart, skin, lung, or romantic complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No dancing or nudity encouraged.
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