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The Private Toad's Frankly Rude Ride attraction as seen from the top of a star
Private Toad's Frankly Rude Ride
April 2, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Private Toad is famous as the worst pedestrian in Downtown Disney. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, fracturing Toad Hall, upsetting the province, wasting fossil fuel, and even finding your way to the sea!
- If you are allergic to movie tie-ins, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from bowel, lycanthropic, knee, viral, attention-span, or immunological disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- No running or monkey business allowed.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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