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Private Toad's Frankly Rude Ride, a favorite experience of Minnie Mouse

At right: Private Toad's Frankly Rude Ride, a favorite experience of Minnie Mouse

Private Toad's Frankly Rude Ride

Attraction type: Experience
Opening date: January 25, 1993
Duration: 42 seconds
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Rating: Seven Disneys (by "Robotic Cub" Twitter stream)

Description

Private Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst race-car driver in Fantasyland. On this experience, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, crushing Toad Hall, starting riots in the cosmos, wasting fossil fuel, and even making a Dionysian journey into a racetrack!

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