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Above: The Private Toad's Frankly Rude Ride attraction, July 17, 1959, 3:00 a.m.
Private Toad's Frankly Rude Ride
November 27, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Private Toad is reported to be the worst drunk driver in Brazil. On this attraction, you play that you are him, riding roughshod into Toad Hall, starting riots in the cosmos, polluting the air, and even finding your way to the Rainforest Café!
- Warning: unusually determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- After humming this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more relaxing.
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