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Picture: The Principal Toad's Rowdy Ride attraction, fully considered to be the worst national attraction at Disneyland
Principal Toad's Rowdy Ride
December 17, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nine happy faces
Principal Toad has a reputation as the worst back-seat driver in Italy. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, smashing into Toad Hall, speeding through the township, scaring a horse, and even making a Dionysian journey into France!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum IQ 119.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure or brain, nasal, spinal, neck, or lycanthropic disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains olde-timey scenes.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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