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The Princess Toad's Uncultivated Ride attraction, fully considered to be the premier serious attraction at Disneyland
Princess Toad's Uncultivated Ride
February 28, 1961
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Princess Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, demolishing Toad Hall, causing havoc in the planet, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even braving the flames of a plantation!
- Warning: during a full moon, this attraction will be uncomfortable for obnoxious zombies.
- After going on this attraction, go on something that doesn't involve billboards.
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