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Above: The Princess Toad's Largely Random Ride attraction during repairs
Princess Toad's Largely Random Ride
September 28, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Eight dollars (from "The Visitor" newsletter, 1997)
Princess Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, smashing through Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the borough, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even going straight to South America!
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, go on this attraction and sing along.
- After riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to save something with a different smell.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 33".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from fear of high speed, '80s haircuts, or familial, fingernail, chest, immunological, liver, or knee issues, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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