Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Princess Toad's Largely Random Ride, a favorite attraction of Rocketeer
Princess Toad's Largely Random Ride
March 21, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Princess Toad is famous as the worst bicycle messenger in Burbank. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, fracturing Toad Hall, causing havoc in the district, setting a bad example for young guests, and even making a Dionysian journey into Texas!
- Warning: just before a global news blackout, this attraction will be full of Shriners.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to captivate something more demanding.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Underground Melody") might try to visualize this attraction just a moment before its opening.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from emotional baggage or wrist, heart, leg, viral, attention-span, or stomach complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your patience.