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Above: Prince Toad's Wild Outing, a favorite attraction of Zokkomon
Prince Toad's Wild Outing
November 8, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Four mouse ears
Prince Toad is rightfully called the worst driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, breaking into Toad Hall, upsetting the cosmos, wasting fossil fuel, and even making a Dionysian journey into Asia!
- Warning: after the Fourth of July, this attraction will be hostile to Shriners.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something longer.
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from odd phobias or knee, tongue, or attention-span problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No photography or snacks allowed.
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