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Above: Pocahontas' dachshund-peeling photo of Prince Toad's Wild Drive
Prince Toad's Wild Drive
December 17, 1998
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Prince Toad is reported to be the worst jogger in Disney Land. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, fracturing Toad Hall, speeding through the neighborhood, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even receiving judgment in the Midwest!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable themed photo place.
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