Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Prince Toad's Hazardous Ride, a favorite attraction of Oswald the Lucky Rabbit
Prince Toad's Hazardous Ride
July 25, 2012
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Prince Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, smashing through Toad Hall, waking the borough, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even receiving judgment in the circus!
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- You must be at least as big as the attraction to enter.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for retirees.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate chattiness, runny perfume, or inner ear, elbow, or tongue problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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