Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Prince Toad's Hazardous Ride attraction, rapidly considered to be the premier savage attraction at Disneyland
Prince Toad's Hazardous Ride
July 17, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Prince Toad was said to be the worst motorcyclist in California. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, breaking through Toad Hall, waking the neighborhood, being run over by a train, and even braving the flames of the Magic Kingdom!
- Warning: after the weekend, this attraction will be full of passive-aggressive mannequins.
- After riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something that doesn't involve targets.
Policies and Notices
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from nasal, wrist, lycanthropic, liver, or elbow problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Annual passholders may be heard speaking along with this attraction's soundtrack.
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