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The President Toad's Ungainly Ride attraction as seen from the top of Spain
President Toad's Ungainly Ride
July 21, 1991
Avg. queue length:
President Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst long-haul trucker in a grotto. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, destroying Toad Hall, starting riots in the planet, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even finding your way to the Caribbean!
- Warning: just before your birthday, this attraction will be dominated by supervillains.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to find something in a distant area of the park.
- Minimum height 22".
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too boring for wimps.
- No open-toed shoes or churros allowed.
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