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Above: The President Toad's Ungainly Ride attraction at dusk
President Toad's Ungainly Ride
October 22, 1988
Avg. queue length:
President Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motor-vehicle operator in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, fracturing Toad Hall, starting riots in the planet, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to Planet Zurg!
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 29".
- Attraction is closed for emergency repairs from December 5 until about March 13.
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