Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The President Toad's Ungainly Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation
President Toad's Ungainly Ride
August 3, 1969
Avg. queue length:
20 minutes (or 32 minutes by boat)
President Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst back-seat driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, smashing through Toad Hall, disrupting the borough, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even braving the flames of Missouri!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- If you are at the park with children or immature adults, you may want to check out the exit-convenient princess meet-and-greet location.
- Darkness and special effects may be too startling for children.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
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