Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Pope Toad's Wild Wreck attraction during a moment of contemplation
Pope Toad's Wild Wreck
November 13, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Pope Toad is famous as the worst jogger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, rupturing Toad Hall, starting riots in the region, setting a bad example for young guests, and even receiving judgment in China!
- Because it is so slow, try not to avoid this attraction in the morning.
- Minimum height 48" (or 24" and not concerned about safety).
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate headgear, clown makeup, or hair, cardiac, nasal, intestinal, or back problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
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