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The Pharaoh Toad's Unplanned Ride attraction during repairs

The Pharaoh Toad's Unplanned Ride attraction during repairs

Pharaoh Toad's Unplanned Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 8, 1971
Duration: 12 seconds
Avg. queue length: 10 minutes
Maximum speed: 14 mph
Intended for: Time-wasting mothers

Description

Pharaoh Toad has a reputation as the worst driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, fracturing Toad Hall, waking the countryside, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even receiving judgment in Mexico!

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