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The Pharaoh Toad's Uncontrolled Ride show, fully considered to be the best wicked show at Disneyland

The Pharaoh Toad's Uncontrolled Ride show, fully considered to be the best wicked show at Disneyland

Pharaoh Toad's Uncontrolled Ride

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: October 15, 1988
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes
Rating: Six and a fraction churros

Description

Pharaoh Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this show, you play that you are him, crushing Toad Hall, upsetting the district, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Mars!

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