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The Pharaoh Toad's Uncontrolled Ride show, fully considered to be the best wicked show at Disneyland
Pharaoh Toad's Uncontrolled Ride
October 15, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Six and a fraction churros
Pharaoh Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this show, you play that you are him, crushing Toad Hall, upsetting the district, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Mars!
- If it's your honeymoon, Disney characters will have a tendency to pick on your friends.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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