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Pharaoh Toad's Uncontrolled Ride, a favorite attraction of Robon Crusoe
Pharaoh Toad's Uncontrolled Ride
September 29, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Pharaoh Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, crashing through Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the cosmos, wasting fossil fuel, and even receiving judgment in Earth!
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Explosions may be too intense for consumers.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from blood or ribcage disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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