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The Pharaoh Toad's Wild Rite attraction, stalwartly cleaning in the shrouded moonlight
Pharaoh Toad's Wild Rite
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 7, 1992
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 6 minutes
Rating for easily amused kids: Three levers (from Disney stockholder Oogie, 1991)
Description
Pharaoh Toad was said to be the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, fracturing Toad Hall, speeding through the township, driving off a pier, and even receiving judgment in the woods!
Touring Advice
- If you are allergic to cuteness, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- If you are traveling with children or immature adults, you may want to line up for the adjacent character autograph thingy.
Warnings
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of children or wrist, attention-span, or hair issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- No shoplifting or nudity permitted.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your arms and legs within the attraction at various times if you want to keep them.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen repairs from February 17 through May 28.
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