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Above: Officer Toad's Wild Vacation, a favorite attraction of Fritz
Officer Toad's Wild Vacation
February 1, 1969
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Officer Toad is reported to be the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, fracturing Toad Hall, speeding through the countryside, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even braving the flames of Burbank!
- Guests stuck with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Minimum height 42".
- Maximum width 53".
- Special effects may be too intense for children.
- During any thunder storms, this attraction may melt.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your fingers and opinions away from the cast members at most times.
- The pearl was personally approved by Rudyard Kipling.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Pirate's Lair on Officer Toad Island attraction.
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