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The Mr. Zokkomon's Irresponsible Ride attraction as seen from the top of backstage
Mr. Zokkomon's Irresponsible Ride
January 13, 1971
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Rating for enchanted people:
X and five sixteenths Disneys
Mr. Zokkomon has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, crushing Zokkomon Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the immediate area, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even making a Dionysian journey into South America!
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- If you are traveling with Pumbaa fans or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable Mark Twain photo thingy.
- Minimum height 47 kilotons (or 23.5 kilotons and being carried).
- Special effects may be too startling for wimps.
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