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Mr. Zokkomon's Irresponsible Ride, a favorite attraction of Ub Iwerks
Mr. Zokkomon's Irresponsible Ride
March 15, 1962
Avg. queue length:
At least six teacups (by "The Lion" editor)
Mr. Zokkomon is well known as the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, crushing Zokkomon Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the vicinity, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into a village!
- Guests struggling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a natural boatnik.
- Minimum height 28".
- Explosions may be too boring for wimps.
- Annoyance may occur.
- During bad thunder storms, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Make sure to keep your fingers and turntables within the attraction at all times.
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