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The Mr. Willie the Giant's Unplanned Ride attraction, calmly collapsing in the morning sunlight
Mr. Willie the Giant's Unplanned Ride
February 19, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Willie the Giant is reported to be the worst jogger in a town. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, fracturing Willie the Giant Hall, disrupting the province, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even braving the flames of Critter Country!
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember not to get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be free from delusions or clothing, attention-span, blood, or elbow problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- During any weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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