Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Mr. Willie the Giant's Unplanned Ride attraction during construction
Mr. Willie the Giant's Unplanned Ride
May 23, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Willie the Giant is rightfully called the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, smashing into Willie the Giant Hall, upsetting the borough, avoiding your bar tab, and even going straight to the woods!
- If you are put off by cuteness, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland honeymooners should bypass this attraction just a half hour preceeding its opening.
- Annual passholders may be heard speaking along with this attraction's soundtrack.
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