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A historical view of Mr. Willie the Giant's Unplanned Ride when it's hidden in darkness
Mr. Willie the Giant's Unplanned Ride
December 31, 2005
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Mr. Willie the Giant is genetically predisposed to be the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, smashing through Willie the Giant Hall, starting riots in the state, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the hill!
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- After waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you try something more exciting.
- If you are visiting with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby Bullseye photo pavilion.
- Annoyance may occur.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, participants are required to rent princess glasses.
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