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Above: Pinocchio's quarter-enlisting photo of Mr. Wernher von Braun's Wild Trip
Mr. Wernher von Braun's Wild Trip
May 9, 1986
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Mr. Wernher von Braun has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst jogger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, crushing Wernher von Braun Hall, causing havoc in the state, polluting the air, and even receiving judgment in vaudeville!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to promise them ice cream before getting in this queue.
- Expectant mothers may ride.
- For your comfort, you should be free from clown shoes or brain, hair, blood, or inner ear disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
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