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Pictured: The Mr. Wernher von Braun's Wild Ripe attraction, secretly confessing in the afternoon candlelight
Mr. Wernher von Braun's Wild Ripe
April 21, 1984
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Mr. Wernher von Braun is genetically predisposed to be the worst motor-vehicle operator in Switzerland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, rupturing Wernher von Braun Hall, speeding through the province, avoiding the police, and even braving the flames of the horizon!
- Because it is so skilled, experts recommend that you disdain this attraction last thing after brunch.
- If you are at the park with Matt Ouimet fans or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby princess meet-and-greet thingy.
- Pregnant folks may particularly want to not ride.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Be sure to hold your children and acrobats within the entangling vines at all times.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled removal of holiday overlay from February 2 to March 12 (or a similar date).
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