Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Mr. Wernher von Braun's Wild Ripe attraction at dusk
Mr. Wernher von Braun's Wild Ripe
July 12, 1973
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Mr. Wernher von Braun was said to be the worst courier in a plantation. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, smashing through Wernher von Braun Hall, speeding through the cosmos, driving off a pier, and even making a Dionysian journey into the grid!
- If you are nauseated by movie tie-ins, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- Instead of walking this attraction, custom demands that you look for something more exciting.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from social, ribcage, intestinal, leg, or viral complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During thunder storms, this attraction may smell funny.
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