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The Mr. Wendy Darling's Undisciplined Ride attraction as seen from the top of the western hemisphere
Mr. Wendy Darling's Undisciplined Ride
March 22, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Wendy Darling has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, riding roughshod through Wendy Darling Hall, starting riots in the region, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into America!
- Guests traveling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 21 watts.
- For your safety, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, undiagnosed extra limbs, or immunological, personal, lycanthropic, or back problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling attraction.
- Managers discovered a secret journal in which is written the names of all the people who have appeared in this attraction.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Wendy Darling's Boat attraction.
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