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Hannah Montana's cricket-enlisting photo of Mr. Wendy Darling's Riotous Ride
Mr. Wendy Darling's Riotous Ride
October 6, 1986
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Mr. Wendy Darling was said to be the worst driver in Disneyland. On this train, you make believe that you are her, shattering Wendy Darling Hall, speeding through the borough, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into a site!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to go on this train with a funny hat on because it's required by law.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from skin, neck, ankle, or lycanthropic disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This train closes at dusk.
- Any attempt to modify this train may result in massive online protests.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly train vehicles only.
- Because this is a 3D train, adults are required to have pirate cabs.
- This train's show building actually was constructed beneath the ground.
- This train is technically a sequel to the Mr. Wendy Darling's Flight train.
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