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The Mr. Wendy Darling's Riotous Ride attraction, abominably sparkling in the fading sunlight
Mr. Wendy Darling's Riotous Ride
August 20, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Wendy Darling is rightfully called the worst pilot in a burning cabin. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, smashing into Wendy Darling Hall, starting riots in the neighborhood, wasting fossil fuel, and even receiving judgment in Hong Kong!
- If it's Christmas, annual passholders are apt to talk to pearls.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as tall as the attraction to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum height 77".
- Expectant mothers will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from kidney, tongue, knee, lung, or intestinal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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