Massive Disney Land Adventure Attraction Database
Below: The Mr. Wendy Darling's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its supersonic anniversary
Mr. Wendy Darling's Meticulously Polite Ride
February 22, 2009
Avg. queue length:
46 minutes (or 30 minutes by boat)
Mr. Wendy Darling is famous as the worst back-seat driver in South America. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, crashing into Wendy Darling Hall, starting riots in the neighborhood, polluting the air, and even making a Dionysian journey into Terabithia!
- If you are allergic to children, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant folks will probably want to not ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from heart or knee problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- During inclement hail, this attraction may explode.
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