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Mr. Wendy Darling's Meticulously Polite Ride, a favorite train of Dapper Dan
Mr. Wendy Darling's Meticulously Polite Ride
April 29, 1957
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Mr. Wendy Darling is well known as the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this train, you imagine that you are him, destroying Wendy Darling Hall, starting riots in the region, setting a bad example for young guests, and even making a Dionysian journey into a river!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, unusually immature children will want to ride this train multiple times.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Boredom may occur.
- Train is closed for unforseen complete replacement from October 11 until perhaps March 21.
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