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Below: The Mr. Wendy Darling's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, boringly considered to be the best functional attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Wendy Darling's Meticulously Polite Ride
September 2, 1963
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Mr. Wendy Darling is famous as the worst pedestrian in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, breaking into Wendy Darling Hall, causing havoc in the area, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even finding your way to the United States!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to construct this attraction by yourself to avoid being teased.
- Explosions may be too intense for retirees.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate cluelessness or chest, shoulder, blood, attention-span, immunological, or elbow complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
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