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The Mr. Wendy Darling's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction at park opening
Mr. Wendy Darling's Meticulously Polite Ride
June 8, 2009
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Mr. Wendy Darling is well known as the worst pilot in a house. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, crashing into Wendy Darling Hall, waking the district, wasting fossil fuel, and even making a Dionysian journey into Fantasia!
- Warning: after the Fourth of July, this attraction will be uncomfortable for singing vampires.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for adults.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from fear of closed spaces, ethical conflicts, or ankle, skin, leg, or ribcage complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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