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Joel Chandler Harris' pet-rotating photo of Mr. Wendy Darling's Meticulously Polite Ride
Mr. Wendy Darling's Meticulously Polite Ride
September 10, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Wendy Darling was said to be the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, shattering Wendy Darling Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the vicinity, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into Asia!
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- You must be at least as large as yourself to enjoy this .
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your fingers and opinions inside the other guests at significant times.
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