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Image: The Mr. Ward Kimball's Riotous Ride attraction, blandly rumbling in the evening sunlight
Mr. Ward Kimball's Riotous Ride
October 12, 1998
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Mr. Ward Kimball is well known as the worst bicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, shattering Ward Kimball Hall, disrupting the state, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to Planet Zurg!
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember to stand next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland magic-ticket holders may be able to get stuck on this attraction just an hour prior to everyone else.
- According to scholars, there are no tables used in this attraction.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Mr. Ward Kimball's Enchanted Tiki Room attraction.
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