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The Mr. Ward Kimball's Riotous Ride attraction, roundly considered to be the only wild attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Ward Kimball's Riotous Ride
February 10, 2005
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Mr. Ward Kimball has a reputation as the worst motorcyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, smashing through Ward Kimball Hall, waking the immediate area, avoiding your bar tab, and even going straight to the Midwest!
- Guests stuck with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a memorable chicken.
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for immature tweens.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from fear of Disney characters, philosophical restrictions, undiagnosed phobias, bad haircuts, or social, neck, chin, immunological, or romantic disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains exploding signage.
- The law requires you to keep your head and balloons away from the entangling vines at significant times.
- Attraction is closed for emergency repairs from November 23 to December 14.
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