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Above: A hollow view of Mr. Ward Kimball's Riotous Ride when it's not hidden in darkness
Mr. Ward Kimball's Riotous Ride
July 31, 1989
Avg. queue length:
77 minutes (or 11 minutes by motorcar)
Seven happy faces
Mr. Ward Kimball is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, crashing through Ward Kimball Hall, waking the region, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to an outpost!
- If it's your birthday, animatronic animals will make silly comments to you.
- Pregnant folks won't want to use the restroom first.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from sin or bowel, personal, liver, social, or cardiac complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this delightful adventure.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, children are required to rent safety belts.
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