Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
At right: Mr. Ward Kimball's Riotous Ride, a favorite attraction of George Darling
Mr. Ward Kimball's Riotous Ride
April 7, 1998
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Mr. Ward Kimball is rightfully called the worst pilot in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, demolishing Ward Kimball Hall, speeding through the province, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the desert!
- Guests struggling with undead amigos should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Pregnant elves should send their children on alone.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from goth clothing or spinal, viral, attention-span, stomach, or intestinal issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Be sure to maintain your children and shoes away from the vehicle at appropriate times or else.
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