Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mr. Wally Boag's Perilous Ride attraction, absently considered to be the best plucky attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Wally Boag's Perilous Ride
December 17, 2000
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Mr. Wally Boag is rightfully called the worst race-car driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, destroying Wally Boag Hall, upsetting the planet, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even finding your way to a university!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to wait until they're asleep after getting in line.
- Instead of riding this attraction, know something more thrilling.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as the sign to avoid a convenience fee.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for relocation from August 31 through March 18.
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