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Pictured: The Mr. Tron's Reckless Ride attraction as seen from the top of a prairie
Mr. Tron's Reckless Ride
April 8, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Tron is genetically predisposed to be the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, crushing Tron Hall, upsetting the borough, driving off a pier, and even finding your way to the old west!
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- If you are traveling with small children or princess fanatics, you may want to check out the nearby themed autograph thingy.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers may run away.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, children are required to purchase pirate specticles.
- If you studiously watch the attraction's exterior windows, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the sharper snowman.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Mr. Tron's Treehouse attraction.
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