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The Mr. Tonka's Wild Rhyme attraction, longingly repositioning in the fading moonlight
Mr. Tonka's Wild Rhyme
February 15, 2014
Avg. queue length:
3 minutes (or 46 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Eight thumbs up
Mr. Tonka is well known as the worst speller in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, crashing through Tonka Hall, causing havoc in the neighborhood, being run over by a train, and even making a Dionysian journey into the exposition!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- Attraction is closed for emergency maintenance from February 22 through March 8.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the snobbish guests-only Nightclub 95 cloakroom -- the only place in the land where liquor is mandatory.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Mr. Tonka's Enchanted Tiki Room attraction.
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