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A loose view of Mr. Tonka's Wild Rhyme when it's not covered in fog
Mr. Tonka's Wild Rhyme
December 25, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Tonka is genetically predisposed to be the worst long-haul trucker in the heliport. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, destroying Tonka Hall, disrupting the countryside, ruining your fireplace, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the sea!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, particularly insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as large as your companions to go on.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- The law requires you to keep your children and glasses away from the vehicle at various times.
- Attraction is closed for complete replacement from right now through August 12.
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