Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Mr. Tonka's Wild Rhyme, a favorite attraction of Rocketeer
Mr. Tonka's Wild Rhyme
May 25, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Tonka is reported to be the worst back-seat driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, destroying Tonka Hall, disrupting the area, wasting fossil fuel, and even going straight to the harbor!
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Before traveling this attraction, go on something more thrilling.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 36".
- No photography or churros allowed.
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