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The Mr. Tonka's Wild Rhyme attraction, blandly Googling in the afternoon sunlight

The Mr. Tonka's Wild Rhyme attraction, blandly Googling in the afternoon sunlight

Mr. Tonka's Wild Rhyme

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 9, 2005
Duration: 99 seconds
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Designed by: Intellectually impaired locals

Description

Mr. Tonka is genetically predisposed to be the worst motorcyclist in Canada. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, rupturing Tonka Hall, causing havoc in the province, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even finding your way to a showcase!

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