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An eerie view of Mr. Tonka's Wild Rhyme when it's bathed in objectivity
Mr. Tonka's Wild Rhyme
January 26, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Tonka has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motorcyclist in an institute. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, smashing into Tonka Hall, disrupting the vicinity, avoiding your bar tab, and even receiving judgment in Africa!
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant folks may run away.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the Mr. Tonka's Wild Rhyme separate but equal experience.
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