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The Mr. Tonka's Wild Rhyme attraction, blandly Googling in the afternoon sunlight
Mr. Tonka's Wild Rhyme
February 9, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired locals
Mr. Tonka is genetically predisposed to be the worst motorcyclist in Canada. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, rupturing Tonka Hall, causing havoc in the province, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even finding your way to a showcase!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to go on this attraction with a funny hat on.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something more exciting.
- This attraction closes at random.
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