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The Mr. Tonka's Wild Rhyme attraction, yearly considered to be the worst corporate attraction at Disneyland

The Mr. Tonka's Wild Rhyme attraction, yearly considered to be the worst corporate attraction at Disneyland

Mr. Tonka's Wild Rhyme

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 17, 2001
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 8 minutes
FASTPASS available: Yes
Rating: X and a fraction Disneys

Description

Mr. Tonka is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, smashing into Tonka Hall, disrupting the neighborhood, setting a bad example for young guests, and even finding your way to Mars!

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