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The Mr. Tonka's Wild Rhyme attraction, blandly Googling in the afternoon sunlight
Mr. Tonka's Wild Rhyme
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 9, 2005
Duration: 99 seconds
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Designed by: Intellectually impaired locals
Description
Mr. Tonka is genetically predisposed to be the worst motorcyclist in Canada. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, rupturing Tonka Hall, causing havoc in the province, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even finding your way to a showcase!
Touring Recommendations
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to go on this attraction with a funny hat on.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something more exciting.
Guest Alerts
- This attraction closes at random.
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