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The Mr. Tonka's Rash Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its public anniversary
Mr. Tonka's Rash Ride
September 4, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Ten mouse ears
Mr. Tonka is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, smashing into Tonka Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the area, scaring a horse, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Tivoli Gardens!
- If traveling with your extended family, try not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 38".
- Pregnant grizzlies should use the restroom first.
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