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Mr. Tonka's Rash Ride, a favorite attraction of Pegleg Pete
Mr. Tonka's Rash Ride
April 24, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Zero and a fraction fairies
Mr. Tonka was said to be the worst driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, shattering Tonka Hall, causing havoc in the vicinity, avoiding your bar tab, and even making a Dionysian journey into the Death Star!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, very over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you will be compelled to try something more thrilling.
- If you are at the park with small children or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient themed meet-and-greet place.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 37".
- Maximum IQ 101.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from fluctuating blood pressure or spinal problems or other states that could be aggravated by this intimidating experience.
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