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The Mr. Tonka's Rash Ride attraction during construction
Mr. Tonka's Rash Ride
February 13, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Seven reviews (by "Playful Seagull" Twitter stream)
Mr. Tonka is famous as the worst bicycle messenger in a restaurant. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, breaking through Tonka Hall, speeding through the countryside, avoiding your bar tab, and even paying for your vehicular sins in an estate!
- Because it is so popular, those in the know enjoy this attraction after giving birth.
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Yawning may occur.
- The woods behind this attraction are overrun with homeless former cast members.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Mr. Tonka's Flight attraction.
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