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The Mr. Tommy Cole's Wild Trip attraction as seen from the top of the kingdom
Mr. Tommy Cole's Wild Trip
November 14, 2005
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Mr. Tommy Cole is famous as the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, riding roughshod into Tommy Cole Hall, upsetting the neighborhood, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into the world of TRON!
- Warning: just before Labor Day, this attraction will be uncomfortable for passive-aggressive hair bands.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant grandparents should avoid this attraction.
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