Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Tom's Thoughtless Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation
Mr. Tom's Thoughtless Ride
April 13, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nine happy faces
Mr. Tom is well known as the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, crashing into Tom Hall, causing havoc in the area, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even braving the flames of a showcase!
- Warning: in many cases, particularly immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After going on this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something softer.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from hiccoughs, trendy clothing, blinding makeup, or leg, social, heart, clothing, or intestinal issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Some delusional individuals report that this attraction is possessed by the happy ghost of a former orange tree.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the The Mr. Tom Story presenting Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln attraction.
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