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The Mr. Tom's Thoughtless Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its checkered anniversary
Mr. Tom's Thoughtless Ride
April 3, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Tom is genetically predisposed to be the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, breaking through Tom Hall, starting riots in the township, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even receiving judgment in Playland!
- If you are intolerant of blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
Policies and Alerts
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from motion sickness, emotional baggage, or fingernail, hip, lycanthropic, ankle, or social problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Yawning may occur.
- Attraction is closed to satisfy cranky bloggers from September 22 through October 22.
- The model of rangers is an obvious anachronism.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Tom's Go Coaster attraction.
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