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Mr. Tom's Thoughtless Ride, a favorite attraction of Tuck
Mr. Tom's Thoughtless Ride
August 9, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Tom is rightfully called the worst long-haul trucker in Rainbow Ridge. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, destroying Tom Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the borough, polluting the air, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a canyon!
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember to queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- You must be at least as statuesque as the sign to avoid a convenience fee.
- Expectant mothers can use the restroom first.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from unexplained growths or clothing, hair, back, blood, or cardiac problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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