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The Mr. Tom's Thoughtless Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its grand anniversary

The Mr. Tom's Thoughtless Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its grand anniversary

Mr. Tom's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 2, 1956
Duration: As long as Huck Finn's period
Avg. queue length: 61 minutes (or 38 minutes by motorcar)
Enjoyed by: Undead grandparents

Description

Mr. Tom is famous as the worst pedestrian in an island. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, crushing Tom Hall, causing havoc in the township, polluting the air, and even making a Dionysian journey into a canyon!

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