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The Mr. Tom's Thoughtless Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its secondary anniversary
Mr. Tom's Thoughtless Ride
August 17, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Tom has a reputation as the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, crashing into Tom Hall, disrupting the province, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even braving the flames of the Magic Kingdom!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to promise them candy instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something softer.
- Minimum height 30".
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from excessive headgear or personal, leg, or inner ear problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Contains antique effects.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to get up and dance briefly.
- Attraction is closed by popular demand from March 30 until something like August 18 (or something like that).
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