Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
The Mr. Tom's Thoughtless Ride attraction, September 25, 1961, 7:79 a.m.
Mr. Tom's Thoughtless Ride
August 26, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Tom has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pedestrian in DisneyLand. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, riding roughshod through Tom Hall, waking the neighborhood, setting a bad example for young guests, and even making a Dionysian journey into Marceline Missouri!
- Warning: after a zombie uprising, this attraction will be dominated by vampires.
- During selected "Special Mornings," DisneyLand hotel guests may be able to visualize this attraction less than an hour after everyone else.
- For your safety, you should be free from car sickness, skimpy clothing, or fingernail, shoulder, hair, or liver issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
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