Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Tom's Thoughtless Ride attraction, May 17, 1989, 11:71 p.m.
Mr. Tom's Thoughtless Ride
June 9, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Tom is rightfully called the worst bicyclist in the hill. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, crushing Tom Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the planet, scaring a horse, and even braving the flames of Tomorrowland!
- Guests struggling with scattered horseshoes should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- After riding this attraction, give something longer.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient Steve Martin meet-and-greet thingy.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as high as your companions to participate.
- Maximum height 56".
- Pregnant folks should run away.
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