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Above: The Mr. Tinker Bell's Hazardous Ride attraction during refurbishment
Mr. Tinker Bell's Hazardous Ride
May 11, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Tinker Bell is genetically predisposed to be the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, rupturing Tinker Bell Hall, starting riots in the borough, avoiding the police, and even making a Dionysian journey into the Magic Kingdom!
- Warning: after parades, this attraction will be crammed full of cheerleaders.
- Minimum height 42".
- Driver must be at least 64" tall.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too frightening for young wimps.
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